Why it is difficult for me to re-marry – Oshiomhole

Mikel Obi, Vincent Enyeama, 3 other Nigerians for CAF African Player of the Year

Super Eagles players John Obi Mikel, skipper Vincent
Enyeama, Emmanuel Emenike, Sunday Mba,
and Ahmed Musa have all been shortlisted for this year's
Confederation of African Football (CAF) African Player
of the Year award.
The five Nigerian footballers join 20 other African
nominees including title-holder Yaya Toure, Galatasaray
star, Didier Drogba and Borussia Dortmund attacker
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang all gunning for the coveted
title.
Surprisingly, Nigerian striker Victor Moses is missing from
the list.
The winner will be announced at the CAF Awards Gala on
Thursday, January 9, 2014 in Lagos, Nigeria.

Two students in court for stealing recharge cards from cripple

Mararaba – Two students, Benjamin Daniel 20, of Area 1 Masaka and Samuel Ochokwu, 23, of Abacha Road, Mararaba, on Friday appeared before a Grade 1 Area Court, Aso Pada, Mararaba.
They are facing a two count charge of criminal conspiracy and extortion.
Prosecutor, PC Friday Adaji told the court that the matter was reported by a cripple, Iliya Sunday of 10 Baba St, Mararaba  at the 'A' Division Police Station on Nov.2.
"On Oct. 31 at about 12 noon the accused came to Sunday's shop where he sells mobile phone recharge cards.
"They conspired and dipped hands into his pocket and stole recharge cards of different mobile communication network worth N28, 000.
"The accused persons took to their heels before they were chased and arrested with some of the recharge cards," Adaji said.
If convicted on the charges, the accused could spend five years in prison.
However, the accused pleaded not guilty to the charges.
The presiding judge, Mr Albert Maga admitted the accused to bail in the sum of N100,000 each and a surety each in like sum.
Maga ordered that the surety must be a traditional title holder with landed property and must reside within the jurisdiction of the court.
He adjourned the case to Nov. 21 for hearing.

Via: NAN

Akpors Joke: Plastic Surgery

AKPOS: What is the cost of the plastic surgery?
DOCTOR: Its about N 900,000.
AKPOS: What!? Doctor that's too expensive. Okay...err...what if I bring the plastic?

Photo: Cossy Ojiakor will Get married next year

When asked in an interview with Vanguard about the man in
her life & rumours she insured her boobs, she said :

At the moment, I have a lot of people that love me. I'd fall
in love. But when I dating someone, I hate to make it a public
affair. I can't even take a picture with my man in public. But I
can take pictures with my fans. Anybody you see me pose for
a shot is my fan. I wouldn't even agree to share the same table
with my man at a function. This, for me, is a way of avoiding
people raising eyebrows.Anyway, I will be getting married
come next year.A woman get married when she is ready to get
married. I will get married next year or I will make a baby
next year.

On getting her boobs insured
It's not true. Sometimes, some of these bloggers just cook
up stuffs that are not true. But it sounds so interesting, that's
why I didn't want to confirm whether it's true or not. Let the
story just be.Somebody just cooked it up. I don't know
anything about it. I didn't tell anybody I'm insuring my
boobs. It's something that somebody just cooked up
somewhere. The story didn't generate from me neither did it
generate from my Twitter handle or Instagram

Boy, 18, kills father with concrete blocks in Osun

Osogbo – An 18-year-old boy, Olalekan Adetoyinbo, who resides in the Irojo neighbourhood of Ilesa, Osun, on Wednesday killed his 56-year-old father, Mr Ayodele Adetoyinbo.
The incident occurred on Wednesday evening, while the boy had since been arrested by the police for interrogation.
The suspect, on returning from school, had a heated argument with his father, who had accused him of stealing some empty containers.
The boy reportedly hit his father on the head with broken concrete blocks and the man could not recover from the injury inflicted on him.
The man was reportedly rushed to a nearby hospital, where he died.
DSP Folashade Odoro, the Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO) in Osun, who spoke on behalf of the Commissioner of Police, Mrs Dorothy Gimba, confirmed the incident to newsmen in Osogbo on Friday.
Odoro said that the suspect was arrested by a team of police detectives attached to the Police 'B' Division in Ijamo, Ilesa, for murder, adding that the boy had made a confessional statement to the police.
"Argument ensued between the boy and his father; he hit his father's head with cement blocks and the man sustained serious injury on his head which led to his death," she said.
The PPRO said that the police commissioner had since ordered a full-scale investigation into the incident, adding that the matter would later be referred to the court for prosecution.

Via: NAN

INEC releases names, contacts of officials for Anambra Poll

The Independent Electoral Commission,INEC, has released
the names and contacts of its officials namely, theResident
Electoral Commissioner, Electoral officers,EOs for today's
Anambra governorship election.

They are:
Resident Electoral Commissioner (REC), Prof. (Pastor) C. E.
Onukaogu 08034001141; Administrative Secretary, INEC,
Mr. Oscar-Lee Amaechi 08037239886; Public Affairs Officer,
INEC, Mr. Frank Egbo 08037106701
File photo: Police guard some INEC's voting material
during election.
The Electoral Officers (EOs) and their LGAs are as follows:
S/N. Name LGA Phone No.
1. Nzogbu Christian Aguata 08035898526
2. Ogben Celestine Ayamelum 07032207507
3. Nsofor Godfrey Anambra East 07041601414
4. Alhaji Akinwoye Anambra West 08034342452
5. Ndibe Patricia Anaocha 07038679755
6. Orji Jarlath Awka North 08030464724
7. Opara-Nestor V. Awka South 08037235660
8. Ubah Gerald Dunukofia 07085004379
9. Amaegbu Theresa Ekwusigo 08039532855
10. Okeke Chukwujekwu Idemili North 08033962023
11. Odunze Cecilia Idemili South 08063956195
12. Iheanetu Theo Ihiala 08032077601
13. Umeh Samuel Njikoka 08033610879
14. Nweke Chigozie Nnewi North 07030247796
15. Njoku Ekene Nnewi South 08036708641
16. Oghene Vincent Ogbaru 08062525174
17. Arukwe Chinelo Onitsha North 08035537775
18. Owokure Henry Onitsha South 08037245589
19. Okoye Chinyere Orumba North 08033574531
20. Uche N. Ginika Orumba South 07039474195
21. Enemoh Nkechi Oyi 08033727831

Akpos Joke: Jump! Grasshopper jump

Akpos was given an assignment to find out what would happen to a grasshopper after all its leg as been ripped off. Akpos couldn't do it on his own so he brought the grasshopper along with him to school.

In the teacher's presence Akpos started taking the legs out one after the other Akpos said (after removing the first leg) "Jump! Grasshopper jump!" the grasshopper jumped he did this as he removed legs and the grasshopper kept jumping upon removing the last leg akpos said again "Jump! Grasshopper jump!" but the grasshopper didn't move, the teacher who as been watching the whole drama then asked Akpos "so Akpos, what happens to a grasshopper whose legs as been ripped off?"

Akpos smiled and said "It looses IT'S ABILITY TO HEAR"

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Akpos Joke: Bad Mood

Akpos sat in a bar and was very moody? Soni goes over and asks: Akpos, wetin happen?

A very sad looking Akpos replied: I borrow Rukewe N2million to do facial surgery, and now I no fit recognize am to collect my money back.

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JOKE: House Of Cards

A guy was trying to woo a girl who didn't like him. This was the conversation that ensued.......
GUY: Girl let me explain my love for you with cards.
GIRL: Okay
GUY: I love you with my heart and if you come with me I'll buy you diamonds
GIRL: Awww, let me try.
GUY: Okay
GIRL: (Smiling) I'll use a club to bash your head and bury your body with a spade!!!!

Guy runs away

Please am begging You to leave your comment

Comedian Basketmouth “Gets Arrested” in London - Video and photo

Comedian Basketmouth 'gets arrested' in London The superstar comedian got arrested in London for assaulting a teenager.
Lol! This video is to promote his show –Basketmouth Uncensored Valentine 2014.

Too Bad! Mikel Obi’s was Dupes with the sum of N100Million by his best Friend

Nigerian top footballer, Mikel Obi has been duped. Mikel Obi
was duped by a close friend after he was shown a property to
buy. The footballer after inspecting the property was satisfied
with it and gave his friend a check of N100m to purchase it.
It was said that, his friend disappeared into thin air after he
cleared the money and till today Mikel is yet to hear from him
or see him. A source who confirmed the story said, Mikel still
finds it difficult to believe, they were very close the source
said. The friend is no longer seen in town and his phone
numbers have been unreachable. The source also said Mikel is
still very much busy to come to Nigeria to report the case to
the police.

Check it Out: Singer Omawumi During Her High School Days

Singer Omawumi posted this on her instagram tagging it
"Been a while! teacher was once a school girl…"
Can you spot her in this Photo?

PHOTO: Kukere Master Iyanya With Former Chelsea Player, Shaun Wright Philips In London

Singer Iyanya shared photos of himself, his manager and
former Chelsea FC, Manchester City FC and now Queens
Park Rangers footballer, Shaun Wright Phillips. Singer Iyanya
captioned the photos "#london #lunchwith Sean wright Philips
former Manchester city and Current queens Park Rangers
Footballer"

Breaking News: Nine Terrorist Killed in Borno Raid

Nine suspected Boko Haram terrorists were Firday killed by the troops of the 7 Division, Nigerian Army in Rimanti Alagarno villages of Damboa local government area of Borno state.
The suspected terrorists were killed when the troops of the Division launched an attacked on their hideouts/camps on the off shores of the Sambisa Forests.
The Army in a press statement signed by its spokesman, Lt. Col Muhammad Dole said, " in a midnight encounter with the Boko Haram terrorists, the Nigerian Army, 7 Division killed nine Boko Haram terrorists, while others fled with various degree of injuries along Rimanti-Alagarno road in Damboa local government area of Borno state on Thursday 14th November 2013″.
According to the statement, during the encounter large arms and ammunitions were recovered with the destruction of 2 pick up vehicles belonging to the terrorists, while a pick up vehicle and 3 motorcycles were equally recovered by the troops.

More details soon

PHOTO: BBA Finalist Melvin Oduah Gives Back To Less Priviledge

Big Brother Africa 2013 Finalist Melvin Oduah donated
food stuff and cash to Hope for Survival Orphanage Home in
Gishiri Village, in Abuja during a courtesy call on Sunday
November 10th. Good gesture.
Good One Melvin

"I will marry when God says yes" -Actress Bimbo Akintola

In her 40s,star actress, Bimbo Akintola is yet to be holed up
by a man under the canopy of marriage. Her several years
relationship with Dede Mabiaku, which many had thought
would lead to marriage which was not be as Dede went ahead
to marry another beau, is still very fresh in the minds of
people.
Also her planned wedding to Jide Alabi, a showbiz star and
sport Analyst on Silverbird TV also failed mid way. With this,
many still wonder when the wedding bells will ring for the
sultry actress who no longer has age on her side. But as for
her, God's time is simply the best.
"I will marry when God says yes," she recently hinted in a
chat.
And asked whether she's set her standards too high in the
marriage department, she replied. "I am not looking for Mr.
Perfect. I know you can't get that anywhere. My ideal man is
a normal person, loving and appreciation person, loving and
appreciative". Meanwhile its being speculated that her
indulgence in cigarette smoking and heavy alcohol
consumption are major reasons she's still single.

Photo: Dr Sid Shared his Little Sister photo

Dr Sid shared this photo of his beautiful sister Tobor Esiri ,to
mark her birthday today.
She cute

Breaking News: ASUU Meets Tomorrow To End Strike

The Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) will be
holding their re-scheduled meeting tomorrow, November 16,
2013 in Kano.
ASUU's National Executive council (NEC) members have
assured Nigerians that the strike will be called off within the
nest 7 working days.
The ASUU meeting was called off following the death of Dr
Iyayi on his way to the Kano meeting, when the vehicle that
he was travelling with, collides with the convoy of Kogi state
governor.

Check It Out: Nollywood Controversial Actor Solomon Akiyesi Dressed like A Woman

Nollywood actor Solomon Akiyesi needs no introduction.
This is the latest movie the actor is working and he proudly
posted some of the photos on Facebook. Guess he thinks he
looks hot dressed as a woman.