Tuesday, 29 October 2013

JOKE: MALE GRAPES AND FEMALE WINE

Men are like a fine grape:
-- They are best kept in the dark.
-- They can't handle too much heat.
-- They perform best when they are
stepped on.
Women are like the wine that comes
from the grape:
-- They are sweet, vigorous, and full-
bodied when they are young.
-- They don't age well without
preservatives.
-- They become sour and vinegary if
they remain bottled up.

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