Jokes: SELF-IDENTIFIERS

Some strangers sit at the bar. One guy
says, "My name is Larry, and I am a
SNAG."
Another guy asks, "What's that?"
The first guy says, "I am a Single,
New Age Guy."
Another guy says, "My name is Gary,
and I am a DINK."
A lady asks, "What's that?"
He says, "Double Income, No Kids."
The lady says, "That's nice. My name
is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE."
Larry asks, "A WIFE?"
Gertrude says, "Wash, Iron, F**k,
Etc."