Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the
same forest, but they don't like each
other. One day, they come across a
golden frog who offers them three
wishes each.
Mr. Bear wishes that all the other
bears in the forest were female. Mr.
Rabbit wishes for a crash helmet.
Mr. Bear's second wish is that all the
bears in the neighboring forests were
female as well. Mr. Rabbit wishes for
a motorcycle.
Mr. Bear's final wish is that all the
other bears in the world were female,
leaving him the only male bear in the
world.
Mr. Rabbit revs the engine of his
motorcycle and says, "I wish that Mr.
Bear was gay!" and rides off.
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