A man walked into a hotel and ordered Jollof rice and meat, he finished eating his food and was eating his meat when he suddenly shouted and called for the manager!
MANAGER: Sir, what's the problem?
MAN: The meat you people gave me is very hard!
MANAGER: But sir our meats are well cooked there is no way it will be hard.
MAN: Ok eat it yourself and tell me how it is.
MANAGER: [eating the meat] but sir this meat is very soft, I don't know why you are complaining.
MAN: Why won't it be soft? Do you know how long I have been chewing it?
MANAGER: [Irritated] Oh My God!
Saturday, 23 November 2013
Joke: A Horse Indeed
One Sunday afternoon a parish priest had just completed his service when he was about to lock the Cathedral doors. To his amazement people were crowded by the church street.
Curious to know what was happening he asked one of the guys who explained that a rumour had circulated that a naked woman would pass through the street riding a horse.
"Ah!" Exclaimed the priest "that means I will have to wait too. It's been a long time since I last saw a horse!"
Curious to know what was happening he asked one of the guys who explained that a rumour had circulated that a naked woman would pass through the street riding a horse.
"Ah!" Exclaimed the priest "that means I will have to wait too. It's been a long time since I last saw a horse!"
PHOTOS: “I’m Not Trying To Become An American, I’m Only Exporting Nigerian Music” – Ice Prince
recently at the BlackHouse Media Lounge in Ikeja, IcePrince
stated that he only chose to feature and collaborate with
foreign artists on Fire Of Zamani simple to export Nigerian
Music to the world.
Read excerpt below:
"I am not trying to become an American artiste nor am I
trying to blow in America. I am a Nigerian artiste that is
exporting Nigerian music. Any chance that I get, I will export
Nigerian music. So if that chance is getting into the studio
with an international artiste, I will take that chance," he said.
With just hours left to the launch of his Fire of Zamani
concert, slated for the Eko Hotel & Suites on 23 November,
he said all arrangements are in top shape to deliver one of the
best gigs in the year.
International artistes, Wale and Chip will join Ice Prince on
stage for the first time in Nigeria at the FOZ concert.
Other performers billed for the concert include MI, Sunny
Neji, Burna Boy, Olamide, Yung El and Jeremiah Gyang
among others.
"With all the hard work and dedication we are putting into
Fire Of Zamani, fans should get ready for this Concert, it is
going to be something else," added rapper and Chocolate City
Vice president, M.I Abaga.
Also commenting on the concert, Audu Maikori, CEO,
Chocolate City Group, said American- Nigerian rapper Wale
is long overdue to come to Nigeria and the label is pleased to
bring him home.
He stated further: "In Fire Of Zamani, we aim to detribalise
Nigerian music and represent different Nigerian cultures
instead. This is also the same direction we are going with the
concert, we will be celebrating Nigerian music as a whole and
not a particular tribe."
Popular politician and Chief of Staff to Edo State governor,
Patrick Obahiagbon will be the host of the event.
Beverly Naya Lands A Role In Tinsel
According to Beverly:" "I was in the states shooting a TV series when I was contacted about a screen test for the role of Yaya, fortunately my return date back to Lagos was in a week so as soon as I got back, I auditioned.
I was delighted when I got the role, Yaya really is a fantastic character to play.
So far it has been nothing but a lovely journey working with the Tinsel cast and crew, they're very welcoming and professional.
I'm also happy that I can now be seen not just in Nigeria but around Africa too, that's a beautiful blessing."
Beverly Naya burst into the limelight with the movie 'The actress' which was co produced by her mom and Lancelot Imaseun.
She has been going stronger ever since.
Via: Vanguard
Shocking News: House of Reps Member Slumps and Dies in FCT
Hon. Nomiye, popularly called Groovy, slumped and died at his residence at Gwarimpa estate, Abuja, in the early hours of November 23, 2013, Saturday.
The Police Public Relations Officer, FCT Command, Mrs. Hyelhira Altine Daniel, who confirmed the incidence, said the command is still investigating the cause of his death.
Biography notice:
Raphael Nomiye was born to the Royal family of Chief & Mrs. Jeremiah Sego Nomiye at Molutehin in Ugbo ward VI in IIaje Local Government Area of Ondo State on the 6th February, 1963.
Had his primary Education at Molutehin; His secondary Education at Kings College of commerce, Buguma, Rivers-State. He proceeded to the prestigious University of Benin where he bagged a bachelor's degree (BA.) in public Administration.
Hon Prince Rapheal Oloye Nomiye has always been a beloved community promoter; a philanthropist and an epitome of selfless service to his people. He was the Chairman, IIaje Major Communities (7 communities); the chairman, (21 IIaje Communities of ) Express/Conoco oil Communities Association; The Chairman, AICECUM ( 49 Chevron Host Communities in Ilaje Ondo State). And the current Chairman, IIaje Regional Development Council. He has also served on the Board of the Ondo State oil producing Areas Development Commission (OSOPADEC) as COMMISSIONER.
He was an industrious person and a successful businessman. He was the Chairman / M.D of RAFEGOS International Companies Ltd. He was an appropriate person to represent the good people of Ilaje Ese-Odo Federal Constituency at the lower House of the National Assembly, for a qualitative representation.
Late Raphael Nomiye's married and blessed with God Fearing children.
May His Soul Rest In Peace!
Via: National Telegraph
“I’m Not In A Relationship With Vector” – Sheyi Shay
Sheyi Shay tells it all about her style and fashion;
Would you rather wear weaves or your natural hair?
Personally, I would opt for a weave. I would rather rock a
weave because it is more versatile than my natural hair. There
are so many hair styles I can do with a weave that I cannot do with my natural hair. I think a person can do more styles with a weave.
Do you have a favourite hairstyle?
I prefer the chin length or short cut. I feel a lot comfortable in
these hairstyles. It also depends on what I am doing at the
moment. Some shoots tend to dictate what I would look like
for a period of time but basically, I like chin length or short
cut.
How long does it usually take you to make your hair?
Well, most times it usually depends on the style. On an
average I would say it takes about two hours to make my hair.
Why is it that recently, more women are cutting their hair
or going for short hairdo?
I think lately more women are cutting their hair or going
shorter because they are becoming more confident with their
femininity and it is also a brave fashion statement.
Can you for any reason shave your hair and be
comfortable with it?
I could never shave my head. I would not feel comfortable
and I am not that confident.
Can we ever catch you without make-up?
I prefer looking natural. It feels so good to be natural. Also,
it's nice to let your skin breathe but because of the nature of
my business, I have to put on make-up
sometimes.
Would you rather buy a Nigerian designer's cloth or a
foreign designer's?
In my view, I think Nigerian designers are doing a great job.
There are a lot of creative Nigerian designers. These days, I
find myself buying and wearing more of Nigerian designers. I
think it is amazing to support our own. I always wear
Nigerian designers. I prefer our creativity and uniqueness.
Is there really a difference between fashion and style?
Fashion is what everyone follows. Style is more personal.
Fashion trends come and go but a person's style sticks except
when he or she wants to try something new, something
different.
What influences your fashion trend?
I really love classic pieces. I most especially love styles from
the 20's, 40's, 80's. Also, the French vogue is one of my
favourites.
What is that fashion item you can't leave home without?
I must always have a pair of heels in my car. Heels change
your posture and you can wear them with everything. They
come in very handy. Apparently, shoes must be your
weakness… Without thinking twice I would say I love shoes.
That is my fashion weakness. I own so many perfumes and
countless pairs of shoes and some more I would never wear
again but can't let go of.
How much did your most expensive heels cost?
My most expensive heels cost a lot.
How is it competing with men in the industry?
There are more men in the industry than the women and the
men get to experiment more. We women have to be very
careful the way we portray ourselves because of our culture.
Being in a predominantly male industry is hard. As a female,
I need to work harder everything including shows. But I never
really get intimidated. I respect everyone's workmanship and
I learn also.
Would you say the industry is fair to female artistes?
The industry should give female artistes more shows and
more money for their workmanship. That said, I actually think
it is getting better.
Don't you think your celebrity status scare men away
from you?
It's a double edge sword. I get people just sending me
messages that they love me. I appreciate all the love from the
fans; their support keep me going.
Are you in a relationship with the rap artiste Vector?
No. We are not in a relationship.
So where did the rumours come from?
I'm not in a relationship with Vector. The rumour may have
come from our performance together at this year's
Felabration. We ended our set with a friendly hug and people
thought there was something more.
Do you find him at least attractive especially his fashion
side?
I think he has a nice dress sense. I'm not attracted to him.
What fashion item do you admire on a man?
I admire men who wear good shoes and a well tailored suit.
What is your take on cleavage exposure and ladies
wearing skimpy dresses?
My advice is that you should just make sure you wear it and
it does not wear you. Think about that for a minute. People
should admire the dress on you and not the other way round
or people admiring only the dress.
How do you maintain your voice?
I make a conscious effort not to shout. Also, I drink a lot of
water and I sing everyday as a form of voice exercise.
Who shopped for you when you were growing up?
My mother did all the shopping for me when I was growing.
She rarely got my taste though.
Why did you leave the UK for Nigeria to start music?
The challenge attracted me. The fertility in the industry was
and is more promising than anywhere else in the world right
now.
People are of the opinion that you are copying the likes of
Beyonce and Tiwa Savage, what do you have to say to
that?
They are both very different so who exactly am I copying?
The whole world is influenced by Beyonce. So that's unfair.
Beyonce is an inspiration to us all.
What are you currently working on?
I am working on my Ragga Ragga video, my album and
further build the Seyi Shay brand.
When performing during shows, how do you come up with
the costumes you use?
My stylist and I usually talk about style and image before
every event.
What are the gains and pains of being famous?
The gains and pains include people appreciating my work in
different ways, travelling round the world and doing what I
love. On the other side, it is a very lonely journey and many
sacrifices are made to get to the desired destination.
Would you say you stand-out with your fashion sense
compared to other ladies in the industry?
I hope I stand out with my fashion sense.
What would you say? When stepping out for an event,
what are the things you consider?
I try to avoid being over dressed for any event. I always take
a last look in the mirror and then, take off an accessory.
How did this whole music thing start?
Music, singing, performing for me started back in the UK,
when I was part of my school gospel choir.
How were you able to adapt when you came back to
Nigeria?
Settling back in the country was really a piece of cake. I have
lived here before and my mother brought me to Lagos every
year since I was two years
old. I am home and there is no place like it.
Shocking: Kukere Master Iyanya Was Bounced At Davido’s 21st Birthday Party
bounced at Davido's 21st birthday party which held at Pavada
Lounge Thursday night.
Witnesses said, most people who weren't invited where not
allowed to get in, and if you must, you must call one of the
HKN group members, who will come out and take you in.
Most people who felt they should be in, called Kamal, a
member of Davido's group who was always in and out taking
guests in. But when Iyanya got to the entrance, the bouncers
said he couldn't get it.
People around told them it was Iyanya, but the bouncers still
refused and said if he must get in, he should call Davido or
Kamal. Iyanya tried making a call, but no one picked, he got
angry nodding his head as he left. A lot of people didn't
understand what was going on and it soon became a hot topic
among guests at the party. Now, this is an inside gist and it's
so true.
Photo: Uti Nwachukwu Grabbing Karen’s “waist” at Tiwa Savage Wedding
BBA Housemates before remember!
Policeman drags wife to court over fetish substances
'A' Customary Court that he saw a bag full of fetish
substances in the wardrobe of his wife, Mrs. Risikat
Egbedokun, who did not give him peace of mind. "One day, I
went into her wardrobe and I saw a bag full of fetish
substances. When I asked her who owned them, she begged
me not to tell anybody", the husband said.
"Since that day, I stopped loving her." Folorunso informed the
court that Risikat said that her mother procured the fetish
items for her. He also said the wife always rained curses on
him. The husband therefore urged the court to dissolve the
marriage, and grant him the custody of the children for proper
care. In her defence, Risikat, who did not want to divorce her
husband, said Folorunso deflowered her.
The woman said his husband drinks every time he receives his
salary. "So, he abandons his responsibility as a father, and
drinks around town," she said. "His sister wants me to leave
my husband's house and rent a house in the neighbourhood,
but I still love my husband". Meanwhile, the court president,
Mr. Shokunle, adjourned the case for further hearing and
warned the couple to maintain the peace.
Via: Vanguard
“Wife turned our home into hell for 43 yrs”
Mr. Samson Adekunle, 60, says his marriage of 43 years
crashed following his wife's complaint of his poor attitude to
sex that prompted her moving out of his house.
Adekunle, a driver, who lives at Iyana-Ipaja, said his wife,
Shafiat, was fond of quarreling over small issues. "When she
was living with me, my family could not visit me. She left my
house eight years ago", he said. The petitioner pleaded with
the court to dissolve their marriage, and Shafiat should cease
to bear his name. The respondent was not in court, while
president of the court, Mr. Lateef Omilola, adjourned the case
for further hearing.
Via: Vanguard
crashed following his wife's complaint of his poor attitude to
sex that prompted her moving out of his house.
Adekunle, a driver, who lives at Iyana-Ipaja, said his wife,
Shafiat, was fond of quarreling over small issues. "When she
was living with me, my family could not visit me. She left my
house eight years ago", he said. The petitioner pleaded with
the court to dissolve their marriage, and Shafiat should cease
to bear his name. The respondent was not in court, while
president of the court, Mr. Lateef Omilola, adjourned the case
for further hearing.
Via: Vanguard
Wedding Update: Photo of the new couple Tiwa and Tee-Billz
well underway but with extra tight security, there have been
no pictures of the couple popping up on social media.
We've however spotted one!
Here is Tiwa and Tunji pictured in a cute cuddle, courtesy
@theweddingcomng. We are told popular photographer
Shola Animashaun is officially covering the wedding for
HipTV.
The couple looked beautiful with Tiwa dressed in all purple
and Tunji in white with a purple cap to match.
There are as excepted quite a large number of celebrities
which include musicians Don Jazzy, Banky W, Dr SID,
Iyanya, Tekno, Waje, Davido, Sasha, DJ Jimmy JATT, DJ
Xclusive, OAPs Gbemi Olateru-Olagbegi, Toke Makinwa,
Kaylah Oniwo, Fade Ogunro, Psquare wives Lola
Omotayo, Anita Isama, comedians Ali Baba, Julius Agwu,
Seyi Law.
Others are, actors Funke Akindele, Rita Dominic, Karen
Igho, Uti Nwachukwu and many others!
Via: Thenet
Photo: My Jobless Boyfriend Smashed The Car I Won On Nigeria Idols
Idols television show. In a chat with Saturday Beats, the
songstress said that ever since the show ended it has not been
a bed of roses for her. The up and coming singer said she
would not forget in a hurry how a jealous lover smashed the
windscreen of the car she won at the reality television show.
"After having a minor accident with the new car I won
from the show, a jealous lover smashed the windscreen so
badly and as a result it was a whole new type of challenge,
trying to get it fixed, bringing the person to book... but I
overcame."
She also said that some friends had been breathing down her
neck saying she doesn't care about them anymore after all the
money they spent voting for her while on the Nigerian Idol
show.
"I tried to act the same, maintain my old phone numbers of
about eight years, tried to keep in touch with all my friends
even though it was honestly difficult to keep up. I kept getting
Watsapp, sms, Facebook and all kinds of messages from some
particular friends with words like 'what are you feeling like?
Is it because you are now a superstar or what?' Some would
even say 'Debie, you have changed, you can't even call me
after all the money I spent voting for you.'
"It really got to me then and I used all my time and resources
to try and make all of them see reasons and all, but then they
just didn't stop, so I decided to do my best and leave the rest.
But I want to use this opportunity to tell them that I didn't
change one bit, but someday, they will understand. That was
one challenge I had also. The important thing is not the
gravity of the challenge but how to come out strong, and I
must say, I am wiser, stronger and better," she added.
Photos: Comedian AY & Wife's Pre Anniversary Pictures
to have fun! Congrats
Wedding Update: Tiwa Father Not Too Happy With The Course Of Wedding
the wedding of Tiwa and T-billz is going right now.
Our correspondent caught him complaining to a member of
his family that the groom's family seem to have hijacked
the whole ceremony.
'The groom's family have over taken everything and it is
not supposed to be so', he complained angrily to the family
member who was giving him audience.
His anger was further expressed as he went round asking
some of the guests from the grooms side to move from their
tables and to look for seats elsewhere.
I escaped being used for money ritual by my husband – Wife
Customary Court that her husband, Ayemisan, wanted to use
her for money ritual. According to her, the husband took her
pants to a herbalist in pursuit of the money ritual and also
joined a secret cult. Caroline said they got married 44 years
ago, and have seven grown up children. She said they lived in
harmony until some years ago when their relationship went
sour.
"He said he wanted to be rich at all costs. That is the reason
he joined a secret cult. He actually took my pants to a
herbalist in his attempt to get rich quick", the petitioner told
the court. In his defence, the husband said there was no
trouble between him and the wife until she joined a club of
bad friends and became uncontrollable. The respondent said
he was not ready for divorce and pledged to change his
character. The court president, Mr. Godwin Awosola, said the
court could not force Ayemisan on the wife and, while
adjourning the case, warned the couple to maintain peace.
Via: Vanguard
Tee Billz shares first photo from his wedding to Tiwa Savage
make a really great couple. He's already excited. Good sign.
At least we know one person who made the tight guest
list. Karen Igho. She just tweeted "Getting ready for tiwa's
wedding"
Housewife seeks divorce over alleged deafness from beating
Grade 'A' Customary Court that his husband, Mr. Lanre Ola,
made life difficult for her.The 35-year-old hairdresser said
constant beating she received from her hubby made her deaf.
"We lived together for five years without a child consequent
upon which Lanre abandoned me in his house.
At first, he started beating me. I reported him to his family
which intervened but the situation did not change," the
petitioner stated. She urged the court to dissolve the marriage.
Lanre denied the constant beating charge. Meanwhile, the
president of the court, Mr. Shokunle, adjourned the case for
judgment.
Via: Vanguard
Photos: “Without my marriage to Toni Payne,I won’t be here today” - 9ice
joining politics.In an interviewwith Punch, he said he had no
regrets about his marriage
"I don't. I have never regretted that marriage. I have so
many reasons. It is not only because of my son. Without that
marriage, I will not be here today. I see life from a different
perspective now. There are things that are inevitable. So,
many things are bound to happen in life and there is nothing
you can do about it. When such things happen, you have to
face it. You only have to manage it when it happens and from
there, you move ahead. If you don't move ahead from that
situation, you will never go to the next level."
And now that you are back, should these artistes be scared?
We are not on the same level. They are in the river and I
am in the ocean. Let them just do their thing. I am on a
different level. They are making money. That is nice. They
don't disturb me and I don't disturb them either.
PHOTO: Dr SID and fiance sighted at Tiwa Savage’s wedding
were present at Tiwa Savage's wedding to manager Tee-
Billz.
'Me n my boo', the Mavin Records recording artiste wrote
on his Instagram as he posted this uber cute photo.
SID popped the big question to Osomo in the beautiful city
of Venice back in August 2013. Will the wedding bells be
ringing anytime soon?
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