A woman and man get into a car accident.
Both of their cars are totally
demolished, but amazingly neither one
of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of the wreckage,
the woman says, "Wow, look at our
cars -- there's nothing left! This must
be a sign from Him that we should be
friends and not try to pin the blame on
each other."
The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with
you completely."
The woman points to a bottle on the
ground and says, "Somehow this bottle
of Scotch from my back seat didn't
break. Surely God wants us to drink
this Scotch and celebrate our good
fortune."
She hands the bottle to the man. The
man nods his head in agreement, opens
it, and chugs about a third of the bottle
to calm his nerves. The woman takes
the bottle, immediately puts the cap
back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having
any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll
just wait for the police."
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