stranded on an island. A group of
cannibals found the three men and
took them to their place in the tropical
rainforest of an island.
The cannibals told the three men to go
in the rainforest and find ten of the
same fruits each. So the three of them
went into the woods to get fruits. An
hour later they all came back.
The first man brought ten apples.
The Cannibals told the man to push all
the apples up his ass with out crying, if
he did not cry, the cannibals would let
him go. The man pushed five up his
ass then cried. The cannibals ate him.
The second man brought ten berries.
The Cannibals told him to push all the
berries up his ass without laughing,
and if he didn't laugh, they would let
him go. The man pushed nine up his
ass then laughed. The cannibals ate
him.
Up in heaven the first man asked the
second man, "Why did you laugh, you
were so close!"
The second man says, '' I couldn't help
it, the next guy came with ten
pineapples. ''
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