Two bored casino dealers were waiting
at the craps tables for players when a
gorgeous blonde lady walked in and
asked if they minded if she bet twenty
thousand dollars on a single roll of the
dice. She said, ''I hope you don't mind,
but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely naked.'' With that, she
stripped off all her clothes and then
rolled the dice while yelling ''Come on
baby, momma needs new clothes!'' She
then jumped up and down, hugging
each of the casino dealers while
yelling ''YES, I WIN! I CAN'T
BELIEVE IT, I WIN!!'' With that, she
picked up her winnings and clothes
and quickly left.
The dealers stood there staring at each
other dumbfounded, until one finally
asked the other, ''What the hell did she
roll anyway?'' The second dealer
answered, ''I thought you were paying
attention!''
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