A man was mowing his lawn when he
heard his neighbor, who happened to
be a blonde, come out of her house.
She opened her mailbox, looked inside
and slammed it shut. She stomped her
foot and went back inside. The man
thought ''how weird.''
A few minutes passed and sure
enough, the blonde came out of her
house again, checked her mail box,
stamped her foot and went back inside.
The man stopped mowing and checked
her mailbox to see what was so wrong
with it. After seeing nothing, he went
back to mowing just shrugging his
shoulders.
As soon as he heard her coming out
again, he shut off his mowing machine
and went up to her. ''What in the world
are you doing, coming out here every
five minutes?''
The blonde looked up at the man and
said, ''Well, you see, there's this little
voice in my house that keeps on
saying, 'You've got mail,' but when I
come out here to check, I don't have
any.''
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