There was an old couple who hadn't
celebrated Halloween in a long time,
so they decided to dress up and go out.
The old woman went in her bedroom,
stripped naked, and tied a string
between her legs with a lemon at the
end of the string. When she walked out
of the room her husband yelled, "You
can't go out like that!"
"I can go out as whatever I want and
so can you!"
The man agreed and went into his
room. Soon he came out naked with a
string tied to his penis and a potato at
the end of the string.
The woman said, "You're going out as
that?"
''Yes,'' said the old man. ''If you can go
out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a
dicktator."
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