An old lady goes to the doctor and
says, "I have this problem with
frequent gas. Fortunately, the farts
never smell and are always silent. As a
matter of fact, I've farted at least 10
times since I've been here, and I bet
you didn't even notice!"
The doctor says, "I see. Take these
pills and come back next week."
The next week the old lady returns.
"Doctor," she says, "I don't know what
the hell you gave me, but now my
silent farts stink like the dickens."
The doctor says, "Good! Now that
we've cleared up your sinuses, let's
work on your hearing."
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